shrödinger’s butter
wh—
You’d Butter Believe It MOTHERFUCKER!
((im cryING FUCK))
Schrödinger’s butter is my favorite.
Why butter, anyway
Why couldn’t some brands be like “you won’t believe it’s mayonnaise!” or “there’s no way this is ketchup!”
like what is it about butter that makes it an enigma
you butter not ask those kinds of questions Darkly…
Oh please. You’d better ketchup on your pun skills.
I relish the moment you die.
Oh come on, are these the best jokes you can mustard?
Come on guys, it’s Cinco de Mayo, let’s have a little fun. :3
The only thing I can’t believe is that I didn’t add to this list.
I certainly relish it, though.
If you ask me, you guys are spreading these puns a little thin.
![thedailywhat:
Hamburger Surprise of the Day: Toowomba, Australia mother of two Kylie Steger says her appetite was ruined when she found a “rude surprise” at the bottom of a burger box from fast food chain Hungry Jack’s: a crude drawing of a penis.
The offensive doodle has put Steger off her weekly dinner visits to the restaurant, where she often took the kids after football and netball practice.
“It literally made me sick,” she said. “If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?”
A Hungry Jack’s spokesman says the company has launched an internal investigation to determine the identity of the artist.
Jonah Hill’s character from Superbad has not yet been ruled out as a suspect.
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Hamburger Surprise of the Day: Toowomba, Australia mother of two Kylie Steger says her appetite was ruined when she found a “rude surprise” at the bottom of a burger box from fast food chain Hungry Jack’s: a crude drawing of a penis.
The offensive doodle has put Steger off her weekly dinner visits to the restaurant, where she often took the kids after football and netball practice.
“It literally made me sick,” she said. “If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?”
A Hungry Jack’s spokesman says the company has launched an internal investigation to determine the identity of the artist.
Jonah Hill’s character from Superbad has not yet been ruled out as a suspect.
[nerdalicious.]
Hamburger Surprise of the Day: Toowomba, Australia mother of two Kylie Steger says her appetite was ruined when she found a “rude surprise” at the bottom of a burger box from fast food chain Hungry Jack’s: a crude drawing of a penis.
The offensive doodle has put Steger off her weekly dinner visits to the restaurant, where she often took the kids after football and netball practice.
“It literally made me sick,” she said. “If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?”
A Hungry Jack’s spokesman says the company has launched an internal investigation to determine the identity of the artist.
Jonah Hill’s character from Superbad has not yet been ruled out as a suspect.
[nerdalicious.]
